8 Jokes Only Dancers Will Understand

As dancers, we enjoy telling jokes sometimes. They may be bad jokes occasionally, but doesn’t that make it even funnier?! I’ve compiled a list of some funny jokes only dancers will be able to laugh about, and here they are!

  1. How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five! … Six! … Seven! … Eight!

  1. What kind of dancer is a fuzzy brown bear?

A contemporHAIRY dancer!

  1. What is a dancer’s number one priority?

To always get right to the pointe!

  1. What’s a ballerina’s favorite number?


  1. What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

  1. What’s a dinner roll’s favorite dance?



  1. What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoe?

This is pointless!


  1. What sort of dance does a plumber do?

A tap dance!


Now you have a few jokes to tell your other dance friends in between classes (don’t talk to them during class!). Maybe you could also tell your teacher a couple, I’m sure it will brighten their day.

By: AJ (Intern)

May 7, 2021

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