30 Things Dancers Never Say

There are things only dancer say and things dancers never say.... or do they? Like, I can’t wait to try this on the left. or “Yes, you are the first person to ask me if I can do the splits.” or “I’ve never done a pirouette in my kitchen.” Do you recognize any of those?

Here is the 30 things dancers never say:

1. “Oh, you can’t keep a beat? I didn’t notice.”
2. “If the girl standing in front of me at the barre suddenly disappeared, I would know exactly what comes next.”
3. “Yes, I remember exactly what we changed last week.”
4. “I have a break from dance since it’s summer.”
5. “I always realize I have to pee before I put on my leo and tights.”
6. “Yes, you are the first person to ask me if I can do the splits.”
7. “I can’t wait to try this on the left.”
8. “I wasn’t confused at all when I first watched Drake dance in his ‘Hotline Bling’ video.”
9. “No, I’m not at the studio that much.”
10. “I’ve never done a pirouette in my kitchen.”
11. “I have gorgeous feet.”
12. “I’m totally chill with wherever my teacher puts me in this formation. I hardly even think about it.”
13. “9, 10, 11, 12”
14. "My bun is too perfect.”
15. “I have so much free time.”
16. “It doesn’t bother me when someone doesn’t point their toes.”
17. “That’s fine, mom, I don’t need to participate in that amazing dance that everyone else is in this year.”
18. “I know exactly where all of my shoes, tights and costumes are at this very moment.”
19. “I’ve never choreographed a dance in my head while at school.”
20. “Yeah, I’m totally free this weekend.”
21. “I have never lost a bobby pin.”
22. “Mom, I have enough leotards. Stop trying to buy me more.”
23. “I never make my dog dance.”
24. “I hardly ever think about dance.”
25. 25. “I’m really good at basketball, soccer, football….really, all sports.”
26. “You are totally right. Dance isn’t even hard.”
27. “I go about all of my daily activities like a normal person.”
28. “I hardly ever trip and fall for absolutely no reason.”
29. “No, I don’t want to make an amazingly elaborate, choreographed video in between rehearsals today.”
30. “I always remain calm when I watch So You Think You Can Dance.”

Let's make this list colorful, shall we!

1. “Oh, you can’t keep a beat? I didn’t notice.”

2. “If the girl standing in front of me at the barre suddenly disappeared, I would know exactly what comes next.”

3. “Yes, I remember exactly what we changed last week.”

4. “I have a break from dance since it’s summer.”

5. “I always realize I have to pee before I put on my leo and tights.”

6. “Yes, you are the first person to ask me if I can do the splits.”

7. “I can’t wait to try this on the left.”

8. “I wasn’t confused at all when I first watched Drake dance in his ‘Hotline Bling’ video.”

9. “No, I’m not at the studio that much.”

10. “I’ve never done a pirouette in my kitchen.”

11. “I have gorgeous feet.”

12. “I’m totally chill with wherever my teacher puts me in this formation. I hardly even think about it.”

13. “9, 10, 11, 12”

14. “My bun is too perfect.”

15. “I have so much free time.”

16. “It doesn’t bother me when someone doesn’t point their toes.”

17. “That’s fine, mom, I don’t need to participate in that amazing dance that everyone else is in this year.”

18. “I know exactly where all of my shoes, tights and costumes are at this very moment.”

19. “I’ve never choreographed a dance in my head while at school.”

20. “Yeah, I’m totally free this weekend.”

21. “I have never lost a bobby pin.”

22. “Mom, I have enough leotards. Stop trying to buy me more.”

23. “I never make my dog dance.”

24. “I hardly ever think about dance.”

25. “I’m really good at basketball, soccer, football….really, all sports.”

26. “You are totally right. Dance isn’t even hard.”

27. “I go about all of my daily activities like a normal person.”

28. “I hardly ever trip and fall for absolutely no reason.”

29. “No, I don’t want to make an amazingly elaborate, choreographed video in between rehearsals today.”

30. “I always remain calm when I watch So You Think You Can Dance.”

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